#cordiae answers

[cordiae]

aren't you just straight up horny, begging for attention from strangers? I'll be even more cute? why not do something more productive to earn that attention, sweetheart?

—🔪🖤

I thought begging was productive-- you like it well enough, at least. Do you have any better ideas for me?

Maybe I should get all stretched out, plugged up, dress up all sweet and send some pictures, hm? Maybe even post some here-- Would you like that? Would you come and give me some attention?

I could get so worked up for you, you know. Maybe put on a little show, dress up the way I only would for you. Beg you to come fuck me later.

Fuck I got halfway through the tags and now I desperately want to be knelt at your feet so you can fill my mouth and ruin me-- please..?

Please can we?

[mad-madam-m]

Some of 'the 3 Sentence Ficathon' for WIP Wednesday?

Sure thing! The prompt is:

Any, any, gave their girlfriend a tracking device

And the fill is:

Teen Wolf, Cora/Lydia, Tracking

Lydia arched an eyebrow at the small black disc in her hand. "I'm sorry, you said this is what?"

Cora recognized the warning tone and refused to be cowed by it. "It's a tracking device. The new hunters in town are going after everyone who's even remotely related to the supernatural. That includes banshees. It's for your own safety."

"Sweetheart." Lydia stood up slowly. "There are a lot of things I will do for my safety, but this?" She dropped the tracking device onto the coffee table. "Is absolutely not one of them."

[aristarr]

everything it's interesting! can i ask for all of them? (make me write)

answer to this post

🌧️ things we say under the rain (thiam)

A few taps on the screen lit it up, making the man let out a frustrated sigh. An hour. He just spent a fucking hour sitting in his car, almost hypnotising the so familiar house. It would be nice to have such ability actually. Dread Doctors should have given it a thought - it would make his life so much easier if they have. He heard yet another beep from the incoming message, but didn’t even bother to look at it. He knew what it was about. He knew who it was from. And at this point, none of this mattered to him anymore. Not when he was about to leave it all behind. Again.

🤼‍♀️ i can take her (oh wait did you mean in a fight?) (cordia)

“What f…” but there was already a loud beeping sound, cutting Lydia off mid sentence. Rude. She put her phone aside, going back to bed, now regretting not putting the bookmark in the book. She closed her eyes, listening to the silence of the room. It was quiet. No voices. No death calls. Nothing. Nothing Derek or any other member of the pack couldn’t handle without her help. She deserved a rest and she would enjoy every second of it. And no Dereks can ruin it for her. She was in front of the heavy metal doors in less than 20 minutes.

👑 Braided Crown (Theo&Lydia)

If the looks could actually kill, Stiles would be added to the bestiary as the first creature of that kind. Theo can feel his intense stare with his whole body and he would lie that it was making him uneasy. Or, well, only uneasy. It was almost hilarious and it was taking Theo quite an effort to suppress his usual grin. The urgent desire to irritate Stiles even more grew with every second and who was Theo to deny himself of a little treat for being a decent guy for so long already? “Get a little closer” he whispers to Lydia, who immediately does what she’s told to and Theo hears the shifting on his left. Good. But he only started.

💋 i know you want it(just put your lips on mine already) (allica)

The alarm on her bed-side was gleaming with three bright zeros when Allison turned to the other side once again, now staring at the dark outside her window, fully awake. With a soft rustling of her bed sheets she got out of bed, making it to the window in a few quiet steps. A cold air passed a shiver down her skin as she opened the window to look out, as if waiting for something (or someone) to appear there any minute. But there was nothing but the dark, slightly lit by a clouded moon. The girl looked at it for a while, fiddling about with her necklace - a small silver crescent she never took off - her mind wandering somewhere else, thinking of that something (or someone) so much expected.

📝 The Most Important Rule (lordney)

The confusion doubled in Lori’s eyes as she was processing Sydney’s words. And these words absolutely weren’t wording for her now. After some minutes of awkward silence, she finally stood up, taking Sydney’s hand in hers, making the girl stand up too. And now it was Sydney’s turn to be confused. “Uh, Lori? I don’t really…” Lori was faster, already on her tiptoes, leaving a quick kiss on the girl’s forehead. “What was it for?” “It’s for how amazing you are” Sydney blushed again, making Lori’s mischievous smile grow bigger, “and I have one more thing for you! And we’re going to get it right now”

[incompleteninny]

The seventy-third free, unedited chapter of my upcoming book, “The Heist at Cordia Aquarium” is now available on its website (or click here to read from the beginning).

An earthquake shakes the room: another of Barclay's feet crashing down.

Waylon's body won't move, though.

He stares out at the man, suspended within the core of his own mind. Blank, placid, empty, and weak. Not even enough strength to spur a thought.

"Where's Avery?" Barclay asks, his voice an iceberg cutting through stone.

Fear pulses once in Waylon's chest. Thoughts surge. A landslide tumbling through his mind — alongside his disembodied form. They pepper him: chunking pieces away until only an abstract sphere remains. Devoid of feeling, yet full of questions. Why aren't I moving? Am I— am I okay? Am I just going to stand here and let him catch me?

Barclay cracks his other set of knuckles. "Staying quiet, huh? If she's hurt... Well, it's not going to be good for you."

No.

It's an answer that burns in his stomach. Guttural, desperate, and not his own. It sets his chest aflame and straightens his cowering spine. Physical sensations that he recognizes, but where's the feeling? The emotions?

No, this can't be it. Not yet.

Barclay nearly shatters the earth between them with the fall of another boot. "I recommend you don't resist."

[...]

The final print version will have art inserts. Last week, I got a new one in from Stella. I love it and what to share it (go look at her other art after, too). This depicts the end of chapter 33, “A Pillar”

[dailyshowchica]

Behind the scenes: Poison Ivy costume

I didn’t include the making-of pictures of my Poison Ivy costume! Let me add them here!

Here’s me trying on the basic skirt and halter top. The top is from this

It’s not exact, since i was using an old sheet and not swimsuit fabric. Mostly, the ties are shorter and I didn’t line it.

And here are the 2 pieces after I applied the fake ivy leaves. Probably could have applied some more, but I didn’t want to go overboard

And here’s the finished costume! I had originally planned to use this fabric to make myself a dress, but I don’t really wear dresses often. Glad I had enough fabric to make this, though. It’s really cute!

[hedwig221b]

20 questions for fic writers!

Thank you for tagging me @thotpuppy! I'm reading everybody's answers, it's so fun!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

46. Though only 14 of them in English.

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

582,115 holy shit

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Teen Wolf. I've translated for Sherlock before, though.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1. The Happiest of All (Sterek, Explicit, 32,5k, ER, Angst, Miscommunication, Stiles runs away from Derek thinking it's for the best. He's wrong) 2. Untouchable (Sterek, Explicit, 17,1k, ABO, Univesity!AU, Courting, Stiles is the new hot omega, bad boy!Derek is the only one allowed to get close) 3. Safe (Sterek, Not Rated, 974, ER, TW Movie Fix-it.) 4. Wait For Me (Sterek, Mature, 64,6k, Spark!Stiles, Cursed sterek, very soft and desperate, forever love) 5. Treasure (Sterek, Explicit, 71,2k, Historical AU, Courting, Heavy Angst, Derek saves Stiles and baby Eli from gold-digging suitors in the most feral and tender way possible)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes! I answer each and every one, except for emojis. I also stopped responding to comments on Safe because it exploded so quickly and there was an avalanche of comments and I got anxious and I'm still overwhelmed SORRY

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I cannot decide between Wait For Me and Treasure. In both Stiles loses people, willingly or not, and it's devastating that this is something he will have to live with. But both have happy endings, don't worry.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Lmao, it's pwp Devoured (Sterek, Explicit, 5,2k, Sex God!Derek, Human Sacrifice!Stiles). I mean, Stiles is getting fucked by Derek in front of the dozens of deities, and everyone is jealous of them.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

No, people have been very nice to me. Some people don't like how soft my Stiles is but it's whatever. However, I anticipate the hate from a certain character defense squad for the fic that's coming out in November. I hope they'll never find it.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yep. It's porn with feelings. And they MUST hold hands. Stiles moans and whimpers and Derek has a filthy mouth. Both are feral sluts for each other. Also monsterfucking. It's Derek Hale's fault, don't look at me, look at his tiddies

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

No.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No, and, please, don't start

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No. Though, I, myself, translated a lot of fics. It's a unique and wonderful experience. I don't think authors realize how deep into their heads we crawl, how we dissect every paragraph, every sentence, how much we immerse ourselves to convey what the author was trying to say. Some fics I banged my head over, they were so hard to translate. Others were so easy and wonderful, it was a joy to work with them. Yes, the last one was Waiting by isthatbloodonhisshirt. I fucking loved working on it so much.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, and I don't see myself doing so.

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

STEREK

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Listen. Mutual pining!Sterek, established!Cordia. In order to save the pack from the Monster of the Week, Stiles and Lydia have to work together to defeat it, and they cannot tell anybody what they're doing bc the pack will die if they do. Naturally, the cheating rumors start. Cora is furious, Derek is devastated. Stiles and Lydia see how much it hurts their loved ones, but they would rather have them heartbroken than dead. Only when Stiles kisses Derek goodbye before going to die for his pack, do they realize that something's amiss. It's so angsty and so epic and I've had this idea for over a year.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Purple prose. Conveying emotions. ANGST. I will make it my life mission to make my readers cry.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Action scenes (including smut because sex is an action scene). Sentences have to be quick, short, with lots of verbs and not a lot of time for emotions. I am not made for that! I try, though, I'm learning, HOLD ON. I also take a long time preparing for super emotional scenes, I just sit there and stare at the monitor and breathe anxiously.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

Not a full dialogue, but small words like endearments HELL YES! I had an absolute blast with Treasure, having Stiles call Eli cute pet names in Polish. I feel somewhat comfortable with including Polish, bc my native language has the same/similar roots (?), so I understand when the Google Translate is spewing bullshit at me. I'd love Derek to speak more Spanish, but I know that GT is shit, so I have to stay away. Believe me, I know what it's like to read something in your native language and cringe bc of how wrong it is.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Sigh. Sherlock. I translated a fic and it ended up being an overnight hit and it's still the most popular Johnlock fic I've ever translated. The first fic I wrote myself was for Teen Wolf, Sterek. I would probably die from cringe if I looked at it now.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

Treasure MY BABY MY LOVE MY FAVORITE CHILD ugh I'm so proud of it, of Stiles, of Eli and Derek in it. It's incredibly raw. I'm also currently writing a fic that's going to come very close to being my favourite. Maybe, even surpass Treasure. But now, I can say with all my heart that Treasure is my best work. Second is The Happiest of All.

This has been insightful and fun. Not tagging anyone, feeling shy, if you want you can steal the questions (hidden below)

20 questions for fic writers!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

3. What fandoms do you write for?

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

8. Do you get hate on fics?

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

16. What are your writing strengths?

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

19. First fandom you wrote for?

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

[roses-and-grimoires]

Prompt #15: Portentous

Characters: Keldrin

"So. You found out where you're getting sent, right?"

The mood in the room changed at the question, the one that had been lingering over them all ever since they had stolen away up here, away from the prying eyes and listening ears of family. Keldrin grimaces at it, his eyes drifting away from the blonde towards the snow falling lightly outside the frosted window.

"So where? Corvos, right? That's where you were expecting, right?" Cordia's question was one of gentle prodding, but it seems to make the duskwight's unusually somber expression fall even further.

"Not... exactly, no."

Without elaborating further he hands over the paper that had, in stark black letters, informed him of his fate. He doesn't watch as the other Garlean reads it, though he can make out, from the corner of his eye, the way her brows furrow as she reads, the moment where her lips silently sound out the answer.

"...shit," she breathes, then she shakes her head slowly, as if by doing so she might be able to deny what is so starkly written. But no words shift, no letters rearrange; they are mercilessly still and cold.

And so the pair linger in silence, revelation heavy where it lingered in the air. Then, finally, an attempt at a reassuring smile forms on Cordia's lips as she leans over to nudge the nearby boy with her elbow.

"Well, it doesn't matter. You'll be back before you know it."

Keldrin makes a dismissive noise at this. "Didn't know you could see the future, Cordia," he scoffs.

That elbow comes again, a touch harder. "I can't! I just... I have a feeling, you know?" She shrugs. "Call it wistful thinking, if you want."

"Yeah, well..." His eyes drift over towards the window, where snow continued to fall from the dark grey sky.

"...I really hope you're right."

[prettyswellaus]

(Farm Sim AU) Movie Theater

The movie theater is one of the establishments of the town of Cordia. It has it's roots as a old-timey theater both for plays and movies.

Edd can purchase a ticket for 1,000g and can even buy another ticket for the same price to give to one of the townsfolk in the same way gifts are given.

Bringing a townsfolk to a loved movie will grant a good amount of friendship points, bringing them to a liked movie grants a small amount of friendship points, and bringing them to a disliked movie decreases their friendship points a little bit.

Watching a movie takes an hour of game time, and Edd can only watch a movie twice a week

Bing likes all movies, due to his love for film, regardless of genre.

Movies

The movie shown changes out every season over the course of 3 years (repeating once third year's lineup is over), there is a schedule outside near the entrance to the theater to keep track of what movie is showing and which one is coming up.

Cola is Forever

"A tight-knit group of spies are tasked with saving the world from a global cola conspiracy."

Season: Spring Year 1

Genres: Action and Comedy

Love: Tord, Blaze, and Blade.

Like: Tom, Matt, Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Dawn, Laurel, Paul, Patryck, Larry, Kim, Katya, Diwi, Vince, and Emilia.

Dislike: Eduardo and Mark.

Sugar Sugar

"The familiar and the fantastic collide as an bond that's sweet as sugar forms between a simple gardener and an outcast who's more than meets the eye."

Available: Summer Year 1

Genre: Romance

Love: Matt, Jon, Jordan, Kim, and Katya.

Like: Blaze, Dusk, Mark, Laurel, Patryck, Bing, Diwi, Vince, and Emilia.

Dislike: Tom*, Tord, Eduardo, Blade, Dawn, Paul, and Larry.

(*Tom will later love the film if Edd gives him a bouquet when he reaches 8 hearts of friendship with him, which indicates romantic interest for the bachelor/bachelorette who is given the bouquet.)

Dawn of The Edd

"Five friends are caught in the midst of an outbreak of the ravenous undead, but what happens when a prey becomes a predator?"

Available: Fall Year 1

Genre: Action and Horror

Love: Tord, Dawn, Blade

Like: Tom, Eduardo, Bing, Paul, Patryck, Diwi, Laurel, and Katya

Dislike: Matt, Blaze, Dusk, Jon, Mark, Jordan, Larry, Kim, Vince, Emilia.

The Year Without Christmas

"The king of a holly jolly kingdom has grown disillusioned with his duties and decides to venture out to find his true calling."

Available: Winter Year 1

Genres: Fantasy and Adventure

Love: Matt, Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Laurel, Kim, Vince, Emilia

Like: Tord, Blaze, Mark, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Katya, Diwi

Dislike: Tom, Eduardo, Blade, Dawn

Somnians: Dream On

"A race of magical dream defenders must protect their world from the nightmarish forces of Umbriel and his Tantabi minions."

Available: Spring Year 2

Genres: Fantasy and Adventure

Love: Matt, Blaze, Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Laurel

Like: Blade, Bing, Larry, Kim, Katya, Diwi, Vince, and Emilia

Dislike: Tom, Tord, Eduardo, Dawn, Paul

Red Edd Redemption

"Detective Edward Gold enlists the help of the local sheriff of Spitbucket, USA to find the missing prince of the London royal family. But as crime rates rise in town, the detective must prove his worth."

Available: Summer Year 2

Genre: Western

Love: Tom, Tord, Eduardo, Mark, Blade, Paul, Patryck, Diwi, Vince

Like: Jon, Jordan, Laurel, Bing, Larry, Emilia

Dislike: Blaze and Dusk

The London Axe Massacre

"A fun night at home becomes a bloodbath for five roommates when an axe wielding maniac comes in to bury the hatchet...in their skulls!"

Available: Fall Year 2

Genre: Horror

Love: Tord, Eduardo, Dawn, Katya

Like: Tom, Blaze, Blade, Paul, Patryck, Bing,

Dislike: Matt, Dusk, Jon, Mark, Jordan, Laurel, Larry, Kim, Diwi, Vince, Emilia

Every Time a Bell Rings

"What if there was a world where you never existed? Thanks to his guardian angel, a young man finds out the answer just as his hope starts to run dry during the most wonderful time of the year."

Available: Winter Year 2

Genres: Fantasy and Drama

Love: Jon, Jordan, Laurel, Vince, Emilia

Like: Matt, Blaze, Dusk, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Kim, Diwi

Dislike: Tom, Tord, Eduardo, Blade, Dawn, Paul, Katya

A Toy's Life

“There's no time like playtime as a new plushie comes into the ownership of a young kid named Danny. But not everyone's happy about the new addition to the home..."

Available: Spring Year 3

Genre: Comedy

Love: Matt, Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Diwi, Emilia, Vince

Like: Tom, Tord, Blaze, Eduardo, Mark, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Kim, Larry, Katya

Dislike: Dawn

The Big Named Monster

“Tough Hero Guy and his sidekick Nerd must brave the apocalypse to take down the Super Powerful Demon Mutant Zombie Pirate Magic Ninja Evil Overlord from Hell and Outer Space and the army of giant crabs that plague the land.”

Available: Summer Year 3

Genres: Action and Comedy

Love: Tom, Matt, Tord, Blaze, Bing

Like: Laurel, and Diwi

Dislike: Dusk, Eduardo, Jon, Mark, Jordan, Dawn, Larry, Paul, Patryck, Kim, Katya, Vince, Emilia

A London Vampire in America

“It was supposed to be a regular trip from Britain to America for a group of friends. That is until one of them ends up getting bitten by a vampire! Now a vampire himself, can he curb the craving for blood? Or will his friends’ blood banks run dry?”

Available: Fall Year 3

Genre: Horror and Comedy

Love: Blaze, Eduardo, Blade, Laurel, Larry, Katya, Diwi

Like: Tom, Tord, Matt, Dawn, Mark, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Kim

Dislike: Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Vince, Emilia

Zanta’s Slay

“You better watch out and you better not cry. For when Zanta Claws comes to to town, lumps of coal will be the least of your worries…”

Available: Winter Year 3

Genre: Horror

Love: Tord, Eduardo, Blade

Like: Tom, Blaze, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Katya, Diwi

Dislike: Matt, Dusk, Jon, Mark, Jordan, Larry, Kim, Vince, Emilia

Concessions

Edd can purchase snacks and drinks from the concession counter for his guest. Purchasing a loved snack/drink of the guest gives 50 friendship points, purchasing a liked snack/drink of the guest gives 25 friendship points, and getting a disliked snack/drink decreases 10 friendship points.

(Note: Some choices for likes and dislikes are a bit random or based on "I think this character would like/dislike this" stuff I made up.)

Cola

"The fizzy drink perfect for any occasion!"

Love: Tord, Blaze, Laurel, Katya

Like: Tom, Matt, Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Blade, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Diwi, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Eduardo, Mark, Dawn, Larry

Diet Cola

"The fizzy drink for any occasion, now with fewer calories!"

Love: Eduardo

Like: Tom, Matt, Blaze, Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Blade, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Diwi, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Mark, Dawn, Larry

Lemonade

"A refreshing glass of sweetened lemon juice, perfect on warm summer days."

Love: Blaze, Patryck, Diwi

Like: Tom, Matt, Tord, Dusk, Eduardo, Mark, Jon, Jordan, Paul, Bing, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Blade Dawn

Tea

"A warm cup of tea, flavors include black, earl grey, green, white chamomile, black, and matcha."

Love: Mark, Larry, Kim, Vince, Emilia

Like: Matt, Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Blade, Laurel, Patryck, Katya, Diwi

Dislike: Tom, Tord, Blaze, Eduardo, Dawn, Paul, Bing

Iced Tea

"A cold refreshing beverage those who prefer their tea on the colder side."

Love: Mark, Blade, Larry, Vince, Emilia, Patryck

Like: Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo, Jon, Jordan, Laurel, Paul, Kim, Katya, Diwi

Dislike: Blaze, Dawn, Bing

Slushie

"A chilling concotion of ice and a flavor of choice. Flavors include cherry, blue raspberry, cola, orange, lemonade, green apple, root beer, grape, and watermelon"

Love: Tom, Tord, Blaze, Dusk, Jon, Laurel, Paul, Katya, Kim, Diwi, Vince

Like: Matt, Eduardo, Mark, Jordan, Blade, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Emilia

Dislike: Dawn

Kale Smoothie

"For the more health conscious crowd, it's packed with vitamins and fiber"

Love: Jordan

Like: Eduardo, Jon, Mark, Larry, Kim, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Tom, Tord, Matt, Blaze, Dusk, Blade, Dawn, Laurel, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Katya, Diwi

Milkshake

"A blend of milk and ice cream served in a glass. Flavors include vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, mint chocolate, neapolitan, cookies and cream, banana, and salted caramel."

Love: Blaze, Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Laurel, Bing, Kim, Katya, Diwi, Vince, Emilia

Like: Tom, Tord, Matt, Eduardo, Mark, Blade, Paul, Patryck, Larry

Dislike: Dawn

Apple Slices

"Crisp and sweet slices of honeycrisp and granny smith apples"

Love: Jon, Jordan

Like: Tom, Matt, Tord, Matt, Blaze, Eduardo, Mark, Blade, Paul, Laurel, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Kim, Katya, Diwi, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Dusk, Dawn

Chips n' Hummus

"A pack of pita chips served with hearty hummus dip."

Love: Mark, Jordan, Blade, Patryck, Kim, Vince

Like: Tom, Tord, Eduardo, Jon, Laurel, Katya, Diwi, Emilia

Dislike: Matt, Blaze, Dusk, Dawn, Paul, Bing, Larry

Panzanella Salad

"A healthy blend of tomatoes, bread, bell pepper, and cucumber all in one bowl."

Love: Mark, Jordan, Blade, Kim, Vince, Emilia

Like: Tom, Matt, Eduardo, Jon, Laurel, Paul, Patryck, Larry, Katya, Diwi

Dislike: Tord, Blaze, Dusk, Dawn, Bing,

Salted Peanuts

"A classic healthy treat"

Love: Jordan, Blade, Patryck

Like: Tom, Tord, Jon, Mark, Laurel, Paul, Bing, Larry, Kim, Katya, Diwi, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Matt, Blaze, Dusk, Eduardo, Dawn

Popcorn

"The classic movie snack, now seasoned with garlic butter!"

Love: Pretty much everyone else

Like: N/A

Dislike: Matt

Cheddar Corn

"The classic movie snack infused with cheddar cheese flavor."

Love: Pretty much everyone

Like: N/A

Dislike: No One

Chocolate Popcorn

"The classic movie snack coated with sweet milk chocolate."

Love: Pretty much everyone else

Like: N/A

Dislike: Dawn

Nachos

"A basket of crispy crunchy tortilla ships. Comes with guacamole, salsa, or nacho cheese!"

Love: Tord, Blaze, Eduardo, Jordan, Dawn, Katya

Like: Tom, Matt, Dusk, Jon, Blade, Laurel, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Kim, Vince

Dislike: Mark, Larry, Emilia*

*They don't dislike it because of the taste, but because it's notoriously messy.

French Fries

"Thin slices of fried potatoes seasoned generously with salt."

Love: Blaze

Like: Everyone Else

Dislike: N/A

Personal Pizza

"A pizza small enough to enjoy as a snack."

Love: Tom, Tord, Blaze, Dusk, Eduardo, Jon, Mark, Blade, Dawn, Laurel, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Kim, Katya, Diwi, Vince, Emilia

Like: N/A

Dislike: Matt*, Jordan

*He does not like it because the crust is seasoned with garlic

Vegetarian Personal Pizza

"A veggie loaded pizza small enough to enjoy as a snack."

Love: Tom, Tord, Eduardo, Jon, Mark, Blade, Laurel, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Kim, Katya, Diwi, Vince, Emilia

Like: Blaze

Dislike: Dusk, Dawn

Burger

"A beef patty, lettuce, cheese, tomato, onions, ketchup, and mustard sandwiched between two sesame buns."

Love: Matt, Tord, Blaze, Laurel, Paul, Katya, Vince

Like: Tom, Eduardo, Jon, Blade, Dawn, Patryck, Bing, Kim, Diwi, Emilia

Dislike: Dusk* Mark, Jordan, Larry

*Does not like the onion in the burger

Salmon Burger

"A salmon fillet, lettuce, mayonaise, and mustard sandwiched between two brioche buns."

Love: Tom, Jordan, Blade, Patryck, Kim, Vince

Like: Tord, Blaze, Dusk, Eduardo, Jon, Mark, Laurel, Paul, Bing, Larry, Katya, Diwi, Emilia

Dislike: Matt, Dawn

Hot Dog

"A beef frank tucked in a wheat bun topped with ketchup, mustard, and relish."

Love: Tord, Dusk, Eduardo, Jon, Blade, Patryck, Kim, Vince, Emilia, Diwi

Like: Tom, Matt, Blaze, Mark, Dawn, Laurel, Paul, Bing, Larry, Katya,

Dislike: Jordan

Sea Dog

"A salmon "sausage" tucked in a wheat bun, topped with tartar sauce, shredded lettuce, and paprika."

Love: Tom, Jon, Mark, Jordan, Blade, Patryck, Larry, Kim, Vince, Emilia, Diwi

Like: Tord, Blaze, Dusk, Eduardo, Laurel, Paul, Bing, Katya

Dislike: Matt, Dawn

Black Licorice

"A chewy candy with a pungent taste, only one person seems to like this..."

Love: Larry

Like: No one else on the face of this earth

Dislike: Literally everyone else

Pucker-Up Youngsters

"Gummies resembling little children in assorted flavors coated in sour sugar crystals."

Love: Blaze, Dusk, Eduardo, Blade, Dawn, Katya, Diwi

Like: Tom, Tord, Jon, Laurel, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Kim, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Matt, Mark, Jordan, Larry

Jawbreaker

"A sphere of hard candy with a bubblegum center that can last the entire movie!"

Love: Tom, Jon, Laurel, Katya

Like: Matt, Tord, Blaze, Dusk, Eduardo, Jordan, Blade, Paul, Bing, Diwi, Vince

Dislike: Mark, Dawn, Patryck, Larry, Kim, Emilia

Rock Candy

"Flavored sugar crystals attached to a stick. Available in cherry, orange, lemon, green apple, blue raspberry, grape, and watermelon flavors!"

Love: Tord, Dusk, Eduardo, Blade, Laurel, Paul, Katya, Diwi

Like: Tom, Matt, Blaze, Jon, Mark, Jordan, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Kim, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Dawn

Cotton Candy

"A whispy cloud of sugar suspended on a paper cone. Available in pink or blue!"

Love: Matt, Dusk, Jon, Jordan, Laurel, Kim, Katya, Diwi

Like: Tom, Tord, Blaze, Eduardo, Mark, Blade, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Dawn

Ice Cream Sandwich

"A slab of vanilla ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate cookies."

Love: Dusk, Jon, Laurel, Katya, Diwi

Like: Tom, Tord, Blaze, Eduardo, Jordan, Mark, Blade, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Kim Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Matt, Dawn

Shaved Ice

"Crushed ice piled together and flavored with syrup. Available syrups include cherry, orange, lemon, green apple, blue raspberry, grape, watermelon, cola, and root beer."

Love: Tom, Tord, Blaze, Dusk, Jon, Laurel, Paul, Katya, Kim, Diwi, Vince

Like: Matt, Eduardo, Mark, Jordan, Blade, Patryck, Bing, Larry, Emilia

Dislike: Dawn

Kindleberry Sorbet

"Just a bit of kindleberry extract turns this sorbet into a tantalizing treat!"

Love: Everyone except Matt and Dawn

Like: N/A

Dislike: Matt and Dawn

Arcade

The theatre houses a small arcade with four arcade games. Edd can play these games to earn prize tickets, which he can trade for prizes that switch out every season.

Claw Machine

Maneuver the claw to grab prizes, ranging from decor items, ticket rings, and even rare items. Each the scene inside of claw machine changes each season. Each play costs 500g

Bang, Boom, Splat!

A shooting gallery type game, which essentially plays the same as the flash game. Each play costs 100g

Sway Sway Revolution

A dancing game ala Dance Dance Revolution, player chooses a song and tries to play in time with the arrows. Each play costs 100g

Skee Ball

Roll the balls in the holes to accumulate a high score. Each play costs 100g.

Theater Boat Movies

The Theater Boat appears during the Starlit Market. The Theater Boat shows two movies, one on the first three days of the Starlit Market, and the other on the remaining days of the event.

Return of The Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell

“All hell breaks loose as the Insane Zombie Pirates from Hell are back, and they’re back for seconds!”

Available: Summer 22nd through Summer 24th

Genre: Horror

Love: Tord, Blade, Dawn,

Like: Tom, Eduardo, Laurel, Bing, Diwi, Katya

Dislike: Matt, Blaze, Dusk, Jon, Mark, Jordan, Larry, Kim, Vince, Emilia.

Star Journeys: The Wrath of Red

"A space ranger's mission to find the captured prince of an alien planet ends up unraveling an even greater conspiracy."

Available: Summer 25th and 26th

Genre: Sci-fi and Adventure

Love: Tom, Tord, Mark, Larry, Katya

Like: Matt, Blaze, Dusk, Eduardo, Jon, Jordan, Blade, Laurel, Paul, Patryck, Bing, Kim, Vince, Emilia

Dislike: Dawn

References

Each of the films are based on and reference to either other AU's, Eddisodes, or actual films from said Eddisodes.

Cola is Forever: Spy AU, title from "Diamonds are Forever"

Sugar Sugar: Candy AU, title from the The Archies song

Dawn of The Edd: Zombeh Attack Trilogy, title from "Dawn of The Dead"

The Year Without Christmas: Holiday AU

Somnians: Dream On: Dream AU

Red Edd Redemption: Saloonantics, title from "Red Dead Redemption"

The London Axe Massacre: Halloween 2007 Special, title from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

Every Time a Bell Rings: Christmas 2005 Special, title from the line from "It's a Wonderful Life"

A Toy's Life: Toy AU, title from "A Bug's Life"

The Big Named Monster: Movie from "Spares" eddisode

A London Vampire in America: Matt Sucks, title from "An American Werewolf in London"

Zanta's Slay: Zanta Claws, title from "Santa's Slay"

Return of The Insane Zombie Pirates From Hell: Movie mentioned in Hello Hellhole and The End

Star Journeys: The Wrath of Red: Space AU, title from "Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn

[3d10fire-damage]

Colors That Run Highlights 73 (Finale)

🎨

The group made their way to the Draconian palace, and when stopped by the guards, Beldyr stepped forward and said they had business with the princess. The guards, recognizing Beldyr to be a high-ranking soldier, allowed the group to go inside. They approached the doors to the throne room, and Calypso took up her role as Professional Door Knocker, but no one answered. Multiple people then attempted to open the door themselves, but the huge, heavy doors didn't budge until Fea pulled on them. Apparently these were pull doors, not push doors. Oops.

The scene awaiting the Breakfast Club in the throne room was unsettling. Ana was collapsed to the floor, and her body appeared to be fighting against her, as though she were struggling to hold back from morphing into her dragon form. Two guards eyed her warily from the back of the room, and a woman dressed in armor and regal cloth was standing over Ana, attempting to aid her magically. But her efforts were in vain, and in fact upon contact with Ana's skin, the woman was pushed back, hands steaming. Calypso recognized her from somewhere...

Ana ripped off her bracelet and tossed it away, releasing the four marbles containing the essences of Cordias's Champions. They scattered onto the floor, though they did not shatter. Ana then screamed in agony and burst into draconic form, her golden scales disintegrating and being replaced with chromatic scales (and heads) of red, blue, black, white, green, and brown. The guards now began to struggle as well, and they, too, were forcibly reverted to dragon form. Ana would have to be stopped. As a wise skeleton said: LLLLLLLLLLETS FUCKING GO

Valor moved first, flying over on Sven and managing to pick up not one, but two of the Champion orbs. She buffed herself up with Guardian of Nature and fired some arrows at the body of the transformed Ana (Tiamat? Ana-mat?). The guards, now silver dragons, moved up, clearly concerned with those orbs. One simply stood protectively over one of them, but the other guard engaged with Valor and Sven. Then Ana charged forward and used her Frightful Presence to scare the shit out of nearly the entire group. Valor was already taking it tough. Slim whipped out his parental "Now just what the hell do you think you're doin', young lady?" and dealt some damage to Ana in response.

After Slim took some very nice shots at Ana-mat, Fea and Calypso mobilized. Fea skirted around Ana's range of attack and grabbed another Champion orb, while Calypso moved to a more central location to cast Bless on herself, Fea, and Valor. Calypso then turned her attention to the alleged Duong woman, saying that they wanted to help Ana too, so she should team up with them, not fight against them. Luckily, the regal-looking lady was on the same page and didn't need convincing. She told the group to avoid harming the brown dragon head, and then allowed her Aura of Courage to embolden the Breakfast Club, removing their fear of Ana. Then she proceeded to whoop ass with her Big Fuckass Sword.

With Hao unleashing on the white dragon head, Fea's next volley of attacks defeated it. When this dragon was slain, a burst of light and energy shot out from the severed neck and rushed for Valor. Valor was entirely unable to avoid this, and became paralyzed as she became the momentary vessel for the magic Ana had stored within herself. Calypso bombed down on the red dragon head, and similarly, when that head was slain, its energy shot into Calypso, leaving her unable to do anything. At least her Bless was still up.

Another one of the heads blasted Fea and Kattie with its breath weapon for a lovely 16d10 damage. Kattie then cast Wish(!) and thus wished that the four Champions were freed from their orbs and were ready to go. The marbles exploded and released Knutt, Rae, Ethi, and Billie, revealing them to be wearing travel clothes... and also, they appeared to be dead. But at least they were... ready to go..... traveling........

Hao continued dealing piles of damage with Divine Smite, and Sven battled the silver dragon guards in the absence of Valor. Slim then stepped forward and summoned all of his strength, mortal or otherwise, and called forth the Devil's Herd. The stampede of bulls charged into Ana-mat, surging through the palace as a brand new path was burned through Erutan-- Slim created a whole route for the Devil's Herd. Invigorated by this display, Fea unleashed a veritable barrage of strikes with her Chaosbane sword, and as Hao followed suit, the remaining dragon heads were slain, paralyzing the other members of the Breakfast Club in turn.

Once it was just Hao and Ana remaining, the battle concluded. Ana managed to recall her humanoid form, and together she and Hao revived the still recently deceased Champions. Kattie had a slight crisis over the fact that her spell technically killed the Champions and Slim tried to reassure her (she still apologized for it though). Calypso healed her exhausted girlfriend and gave the neckerchief she took from Billie's shop to them, as had been the plan all along. Kattie let it slip that Gabriel had been dead for a while, but Calypso quickly added that he was just fine now. Billie was relieved, but Knutt seemed determined to head off for Celestia immediately to check on him. Billie was just happy to have all her fellow Champions with her again. Calypso made sure to tell her to let Teacup talk more. Before everyone started to exit the palace, Slim was going around hugging each of his girls, rather emotionally.

~ EPILOGUES ~

Slim, having burned a new route for the Devil's Herd, now knew he was an earthly incarnation of Jediah, and he only had a short time before he would be consumed by divine power and leave the mortal world. He returned to Norsom and wrote a letter for his son, to leave Lorenzo with some guidance and love in his mama's absence. Teresa was left with a journal of advice and people to go to when she needed help, and Slim told her to pray to Jediah so that he could hear her speak to him for years to come. Slim wrote a letter for the Breakfast Club as well (in the event he couldn't meet up with them before he left). Finally, Slim embraced his children and his partner, Casvir, as he dissipated into particles of light and ascended to the sky.

Valor returned to Celestia, followed by Beldyr and Luna, who helped Valor as she finally had time to sit and come to terms with the line of losses she'd accrued: her parents, her brother, and her mentor. Eventually Valor, encouraged by Fea, took up leadership of the new Dragon Division of the Celestial military when necessary. Valor took up the reigns of Honor's banking empire, making adjustments to better favor her clients and gave special perks to her party members. Valor used some of her profits to fund a dragon nursery in Dusk City and a sanctuary in Celestia. She also paid reparations to Erutan, and requested permission to research dragon territories there. Ana granted this, and Valor (along with Beldyr and Luna) explored the mountains and did find her mentor, Sven. Valor found a number of abandoned dragon eggs in Erutan and brought them to the nursery as well. Valor eventually settled to live in Gilsa, becoming something of an Icon(TM) and helping to revitalize the dragon population. Upon her passing, Pelial granted her soul reincarnation for her good deeds, and Beldyr would find her over the course of her subsequent lives.

Calypso initially followed Fea during the immediately aftermath of the Erutan situation, but eventually made her way to Acheron once again to see Andraya. At the monastery she saw that Andraya had taken over leadership, as Elder Walter had died (ayyy). Conditions improved under the new leadership and her more relaxed approach to the raising of young monks, and Andraya was considering having more branches of the monastery opening elsewhere in Cordias. Calypso finally managed to best her teacher in a sparring match, but didn't let her hit her the floor, out of respect., and afterward Calypso visited the monastery to help keep the kids there humble and/or entertained. Calypso, along with her girl, heeded the calls to action occasionally sounded by Thedda and Knutt, but otherwise found fun and trouble throughout the continents. She (begrudgingly) joined the occasional dinner at Billie's with Gabriel and Knutt, and grew to tolerate (or even appreciate) the Infernal Champion's company. Calypso assisted with the development of Dusk City, eventually helping to establish a monastery (and a dog shelter!) there. Like Valor, Calypso was granted reincarnation, so things were never too dull in Cordias. >:)

Fea followed Knutt to Celestia (despite their griping) and returned the Champion to the eagerly awaiting angels who had missed them. There was then a meeting about the future of Celestia, where it was noted that Fea, being Semyaza, had the birthright to the throne over Gabriel. They decided to keep this little secret and reserved Fea for second-in-command, to better prepare for an uprising and give Fea time to learn how to govern gradually rather than rush into anything. She assisted Gabriel in his decisions, especially with regards to Celestia's relations with Calamity and Acheron, and she was also encouraged to spar with Knutt. Eventually Fea found her partner from the first Realm War, reduced to a wandering penitent undead. Fea took her to the School of Norde to be restored, and upon waking, the original Feality Rubrum had only foggy memories of her past, which cleared a bit over time. She later joined the castle guard and settled into her new life. Fea had earned the honor of reincarnation from Pelial, and thus kept a watchful eye on her ridiculous tiefling.

Kattie stayed behind in Erutan at first to help make sure Ana recovered from her ordeal, then later returned to Dusk City to reunite with Eve. Kattie helps to get the city Up and Running, establishing a port, entertainment, and tourist attractions. She planted the seeds for a sort of steampunk movement by funding the first balloon craft, and makes herself a friend to the community of fairies in the nearby Whismal Woods. Kattie continued to make money moves, expanding Teagan's business with him and pushing for teleportation circles in all major cities in Cordias. With her exciting and innovative ideas, Kattie introduced rock music to the world, shredding her sick riffs across the world and going on tour. With the blessing of reincarnation, the legendary Queen of Commerce would live on and on.

In the fall, Ana journeyed to the Cordian Council, along with her parents and Hao Duong, seeking acknowledgement for Erutan. The other realms admitted their mistakes, hesitantly. Gabriel offered reparations in the form of medical courses via the School of Norde to Erutan. Queen Titania offered fairy-deployed wards to protect Erutan's people and land, particularly from the roaming dinosaurs. The council of Harmonce offered to help restore the natural landscape of Erutan to what it was before the conflict with the Abyss. Oremol offered safe passage into the mountains of Calamity along with a portion of money earned from the continent's gem mining and jewelry industries. Asmodeus agreed (begrudgingly) to send artificers from Acheron to help Erutan acclimate to modern technologies.

Additionally, however, Ana and her dragons insisted on some form of punishment for the realm leaders. The leaders conceded to this, not interested in starting a new conflict with a dragon nation. Each of the leaders were sentenced for two months out of each year to be held in a pocket dimension. This would last for 500 years, half of Ana's time spent effectively erased from history, and the contract was signed. Finally, peace had returned to the lands.

And thus ends the story of Cordias... what a good time we had.

[hotgirlstiles]

give me random cordyia hcs pls pls pls

SHRIEK. okay okay!!!!!!!

cora buys lots of books that are Conveniently also lydia’s present interest.. oh lydia’s talking abt mining cora just found this book on the history of mining it’s whatever. she was just curious. Lol

definitelyyyyy i rly rly think. boyfriend by dove cameron. obviously. i think lydia knows she has feelings for women but doesn’t rly act on it bc she’s SO used to like. being with boys and stuff and like. one day cora just smiles and holds her wrist and gwaaahhh.. i think cora helps a lot w lydia’s comphet.. i hc lydia as lesbian geez louise.. lesbian lydia just means so much to me man

LYDIA PLAYS W CORA’S HAIR <3 sad hc but cora maybe didn’t grow up w a lot of female figures in her life (likeee.. in th show she’s so.. tomboyish in a way😭) and i think she’d rly rly enjoy in her own way how lydia would often play w her hair just twirling it and then of course lydia wiould notice it and she’s like can i practice a braid on your hair? it’s a little hard to do on my own oohhhhhhhhg gehegge

ITS SOOOO CRAZY IM SO SORRY BUT PAPER RINGS IS GENUINELY SO CORYDIA. LIEK. I WANT YOUR COMPKICATIONS TOO I WANT YOUR WEARY MONDAYS TOO WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABYGIRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HEHSIENSIW OK SO IBVIOUSLY LYDIA HAS EXPERIENCES W WEREWOLF AND STUFF BUT LIKE. BORN WEREWOLVES ARE DIFFERENT OKAY. maybe some certain werewolf in her college days did werewolf courting on her and itw as fine it was cute but lydia wasn’t rly in it you know. BUT GOD. then CORA came n she’s just. she wants the best for lydia even if she does it in her grumpy way like

IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN LIKE lydia who is soooo used to courting rituals and obvs werewolf courting but when cora did it and it was just. so cute and SO cora that lydia was just so enamored and hfnfnenoaksosbdishdjs I JUST love lovelove the idea of corydia courting each other it’s such a small small thing hut in a wlw relationship it’s so beautiful to see

cora was def jealous of aiden when she ibteruppted him and lydia

i like to think that they kept in touch after cora left like idk how but lydia found a way cause she’s lydia and ofc it was awkward and stilted at first and then maybe lydia went there as a vacation and that’s how they spent time together

i think i read once in a fic where lydia helps cora like get in touch w her femininity and it is such a tender and sweet thingfor me for some reason.. i don’t know how t wxplain it but gaaahhhhh it’s so sweet to me so so sweet i love that hc and i always smile and just giggle to myself thinking abt it it’s crazy

THIS IS ALL I HAVE AHHHHH im so fucking sad man w edeserved more cora but it’s ok. i live in a delusion. i think corydia had their big lesbian 8yr pining that drove everyone INSANE and hmm maybe lydia made the first move (which is something she NEVER does + only reinforces the fact that dhe TRULY likes cora bc she made the first move) and its jsut. uhhayehdjej mannn…..

what abt u anon what are UR corydia hcs (“: pls tell me i love them so much i always wanna write them as a background ship just in their own lesbian world

[cordiae]

If you're hot and bothered so much over talking extensively about your oral fixation—why not do something about it? I'm done in my office. I can make sure you barely know what's happening before the night is done 😌

—🖤🔪

Fuck, hello, yes please. Hello there, my heart-- that sounds incredible.

That sounds absolutely magnificent. Wreck me and ruin me-- you coming to the bedroom, or should I come to you? Or are we meeting somewhere in a hall in the middle and making it to neither until later?

Because I am more than happy for any of those scenarios-- really, you do such wonderful things to me.

[incompleteninny]

The sixty-ninth free, unedited chapter of my upcoming book, “The Heist at Cordia Aquarium” is now available on its website (or click here to read from the beginning).

The priest tests a step. "I'm— I'm Thea." She stretches out a hand, but not for Avery to take: it's curled; faint and uncertain. "A-are you okay?"

Avery shifts against the wall and pain zaps through her shoulder, blaring a reminder that no, she isn't. "Emh— I'm fine. But why are you here? That's part of the whole 'who' question: are you with that gu—"

The cat on Thea's shoulder flicks her tail. "Meow!"

Memories of a tumbling mess of claws and limbs surface. Avery squints, trying to compare the cat in front of her to the furry blur she remembers. "Right, I didn't get a good look then, but... aren't you the one that saved me from that teleporting guy?"

"Raow!"

Avery turns to Thea. "So the cat was with you?"

"O-oh, no. Not e-exactly." Thea stands there silent; searches her mind. Unable to find an answer there, she darts her eyes over the knickknacks cluttering the desk — Valerie's desk — between them. Binders and loose papers mostly, but there's more. A couple leafy begonias; a blade-thin computer monitor; a digital picture frame showing a compact, middle-aged man. He stands in front of an old exhibit and beams a smile. Valerie's husband.

Run! She's looking for something to kill you with; that picture frame could do it, heavy and perfect clobbering-size as it is.

[...]

Since I did Avery’s concept sheet last week, I’ll do Thea’s this week. Her’s may be my favorite. I’m probably biased though since she’s the character that originally inspired this book.

[adrianfridge]

Hey, i know im waking up around 10 years too late lmao but do you have any link/s about Adelaide Kane's headcanons about Cordia i searched but sadly found nothing? Thanks :)

Hey no problem! You’re not the first to ask me, so here’s my answer from a while back

[edit] nevermind, apparently the link in the original post is bad now and I can’t find it again 😭

[daughterofluthien]

Hmmm 🤔 how about Alan x Melissa and/or Cordia for the ship game??

Alan/Melissa (Malan? Delissa? we need a ship name for this too aslkdfjlfj)

Ship It

What made you ship it?

@momentofmemory, as this very pleasing and 👀concept wouldn’t even be a blip on my radar if it weren’t for her.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

The way they share just, so many things in common already! The interest in medicine and desire to care for/heal others—heck, the show explicitly describes both of them as healers. Their mutual love for and desire to protect Scott. They’re also both in similar stages of their lives, and have both experienced pain and loss in their pasts: Melissa with her tumultuous marriage that ended in divorce, Alan with his (likely) unrequited love for a woman who was murdered. They’d be good for each other, and they both deserve to be happy.

Also, just imagine them being badass and highly skilled medical professionals together! The focus and determination! Both of them learning from each other! Alan teaching her about druidic methods and the idiosyncrasies of treating supernatural creatures, while she teaches him about methods and practices specific to human medicine that he never learned in vet school.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I’m pretty sure that just shipping it at all is unpopular enough 😂They’re very much a rare pair, though this can mainly be chalked up to the fact that don’t share a single scene together lol. Which was really entirely a wasted opportunity on the part of the show because *gestures* tHEM

Cordia

Don’t Ship It

Why don’t you ship it?

So, over the course of answering these, I’ve come to realize that the main component of whether or not I ship something is connection, either positive and negative. Forces holding two people together–or something specific and important that they have in common–is often just as compelling to me as something driving two people apart. However, in the case of Lydia and Cora, I don’t really see either of those being the case. With a few exceptions, they mostly tend to exist in the same space, and their character arcs rarely overlap. 

We do get a few scenes between them, like when Cora threatens Lydia for seeing Aiden, but that seems to mainly be a function of Cora’s general anger/resentment, and it isn’t followed up on. 

What would have made you like it?

Honestly, I think a lot of things could be fixed by digging more in to Cora’s character and motivations, and making her more well-rounded in general. She doesn’t have much of a push or pull with anybody, because the show doesn’t explore much to do with her drives and motivations. We know she came back to Beacon Hills because she heard there was a Hale Alpha again, and that she was disappointed/bitter about what she found and.... that’s about it 😅Let me know her desires! Her fears! What does she Want?

And then, if something about that resonates with Lydia’s fears, desires, and wants, either contrast or in harmony... Well, all the better.

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

They have v v compatible Aesthetics 👀Like. The Vibe. Lydia w/ her dresses, Cora with the highkey sporty/practical look? 

💯 Exceptional. 10/10.

I approve.

Send me a ship and I’ll ramble about it!

[happybookshistoryhero]

A Edmund pevensie x reader with a high school au?

Sorry if this isn’t exactly what you wanted, technically it’s a high school AU but looking back it might be more modern day. This takes place after Aslan tells Lucy and Edmund they’re journey in Narnia is ending, I hope you all like it!

“Lucy!” I call her name for what has to be the fifth time.

“Huh? What?” The brunette asks looking up. I give the girl a pointed look and she blushes. “Oh I’m sorry. I was just daydreaming.”

I roll my eyes with a fond smile. When wasn’t Lucy Pevensie day dreaming about something. I turn to tell her just that when my eyes catch on her drawing and my smile fades. It’s a lion. The same lion.

I’ve lost count of how many times she’s drawn this lion, not that the fact she’s drawing one is concerning but the familiarity with which she draws one and the almost unnoticeable sigh that goes along with it.

I open my mouth to comment on the drawing when a shadow falls over our table. I look up and feel my heart rate quicken.

Edmund Pevensie has always been cute, but ever since the start of this year he’s grown seriously handsome. For as long as I remember we’ve been friends, at first because of Lucy but eventually because I liked being around him. And now all I want to do is be around him.

“Hey Y/N,” he says a small smile on his face. I smile back trying to ignore the fluttering of my heart. “You know how we have that upcoming chemistry test? I was wonder…” whatever he’s about to say gets cut off as he catches sight of his sister’s drawing. His eyes go hard and his jaw clinches. Lucy looks up at him noticing this as well and quickly closes the journal.

“Sorry I just remembered I had a….yeah” Edmund mutters before quickly turning away and walking out of the library. I glance at Lucy to ask her what that was about but she’s standing up to go after her brother.

“I have to go, I’ll see you later.” She says shooting me an apologetic smile before she too walks out of the library. Looking after her I lean back in my chair crossing my arms.

Edmund’s reaction to Lucy’s drawing just doesn’t sit right. Neither does them both leaving looking so rattled.

I’m concerned about them. The Pevensie siblings. Something’s changed in them. It’s been months since I’ve noticed it,one day everything is fine then the next their smiles don’t reach their eyes and there’s a wariness to them, as if they’ve been permanently altered. To this day I don’t know what happened, as if they’ve all experienced something that no one will talk about. I’ve tried to bring it up with Lucy, even Edmund but they close off whenever I bring it up. At first I thought it was Susan and Peter leaving home, but now it seems like more. Vaguely I remember the four of them doing this, closing themselves off to the world except for each other. Sighing I shake the thoughts from my head and gather up my things. Maybe I’m reading too deeply into this.

I don’t see either of the siblings for the rest of the day. I do text them both to check on them but neither respond.

Once I get home I struggle through Chemistry, the thought occurring that maybe Edmund was going to ask me to study with him before he ran out. I almost smile at the thought until I remember how uneasy he looked before he ran out. Sighing I try to clear my head except for formulas and the elements.

By the time I finish it’s dark out so I get ready for bed. As I fall asleep concerns about my friends drift into my consciousness.

~~~~~~~~~~

I groan as the Lucy’s ringtone blasts through my room. Eyes still closed I fumble around on my dresser until I answer.

“Luc it’s three in the morning what…”

“Y/N,” the sheer panic in my friends voice wakes me up instantly. “Can…can you come over? Ed...Ed had a nightmare and isn’t calming down. I’ve been trying for almost an hour but nothing’s working. Our parents aren’t home. Susan and Peter are unreachable. And I’m getting really worried. Please...please come.”

“I’ll be there in fifteen.” I tell her. Lucy lets out a shaky thank you and hangs up. After dressing as quickly and quietly as possible I sneak out to the car. The fifteen minute drive feels impossibly long and when I pull up at their driveway Lucy comes running out to meet me.

“Thank you,” Lucy says softly wrapping me in a quick hug. “He’s locked himself in his room and won’t talk to me.” Silently we climb the stairs to Edmunds room. When we reach our destination Lucy gives me a nervous smile before walking away to her room across the hall. Taking a deep breath I knock on the door.

“Ed. Ed it’s Y/N can I come in?” I wait. Nothing. I turn to head to Lucy’s room when I hear the click of a door unlocking. I back around to the open space in the door and go inside.

Edmund is sitting on his bed facing the wall. I walk over and sit beside him. Neither of us say anything until his voice sounds.

“Why are you here?”

“Lucy called me, she’s worried about you. And so am I.” I tell him. Edmund doesn’t look at me so I continue. “You’ve been off, all of you, for months. And none of you will tell me why. You especially, things that would make you laugh 6 months ago won’t even get a smile now. Please tell me what’s wrong, maybe we can fix it. Maybe…”

“I’m here! I’m here and I can never go back!” He explodes standing up to face me. I stare in shock, Edmund has never yelled at me before. Registering my shock he turns away. It takes a second to process what he’s saying. Confusion fills me and I simply stare at Edmund waiting for an explanation. He turns back to me his eyes hollow. “Do you remember that story Lucy told you when you in elementary school?” I nod. Of course I remember, it had sounded right out of a movie. A talking lion and an ice witch fighting each other and eventually Lucy, Edmund and their siblings becoming kings and queens. Wait. A lion.

“The drawing,” I whisper. Edmund gives a slight nod. “That, that’s impossible.” Edmund hesitates then slowly pulls up the bottom of his shirt. My eyes widen and cheeks flush. “What are you…” I start when he stops and a scar comes into view. I stare at it, it’s long and jagged, as if it didn’t heal quite right.

“This is where she stabbed me. The White Witch.” Edmund says quietly before letting his shirt fall back down. “Lucy tried to heal it with her cordia and it did, I lived, but it left a scar. Couldn’t exactly get stitches without alerting our parents so it never healed quite right.”

“Why didn’t you tell them?” I ask standing up.

“They never would have believed us.” Edmund smiles sadly.

“I do.” I say surprising myself because I do. I believe him against all my better judgement. Edmund stares at me for a second before closing the space between us pressing his lips to mine. For a second my mind goes into shock because Edmund Pevensie, the boy I’ve liked for almost a year is kissing me in his room. Before I can kiss him back he pulls away.

“Sorry, I’ve wanted to do that for a long time and now seemed like a good moment.” He says a little sheepish.

“It was,” I tell him causing a chuckle to fall from his lips. I close the space between us and wrap my arms around his torso and he holds me. We stay like that for a few minutes until he shifts to lock eyes with me.

“Would you like to go out with me tomorrow night?” He asks. And I notice there’s no darkness to his expression. For the first time in months his eyes hold no heaviness, just happiness. All directed at me.

“I’d like that.” I smile up at him. He grins back before pressing his lips to mine once more.